Brazil Land

What this girl I used to date in High-school thought South America was called. (True Story)

Its so hard not to use her real name....

Girl: "Hey Squirrel! Did you know about South America?"
Me: "What about South America?"
Girl: "That that's what its called! South America!"
Me: "... WTF?"
Girl: "Yeah, I always thought it was Brazil Land or something!"
Me: "..."

by Squirrelish87 July 29, 2008

land castle

To deceive by deception... mostly used by Indian IT workers when frustrated.

Don't land castle me, man!

by Dongalong the way October 1, 2018

land hoe

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014

Land-lining

When you purposefully leave your cellular phone at home so that no one can reach you.

"I texted Adrianne a few times yesterday and I never heard back from her."
"Yeah...I think she's been land-lining her phone all week."

by BbTasting Cart July 18, 2018

wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

Land the trick

To accomplish something incredibly well

It's how you land the trick and you really pulled it off!

by KImCobain March 12, 2015