Squills

A sudden, urgent onset of gastrointestinal distress or "the runs," often triggered by extreme stress, anxiety, or something or someone truly repulsive.

"Every time Trevor speaks I get a massive case of the squills"

by Deacon St. John January 21, 2026

Squiffy

Weird in the head before the weird relm

Shes a bit squiffy her

by Gazcoates88 March 19, 2026

Squiffle

When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.

Our wolfhound often has a squiffle on the floor when she is a bit excited.

by Flozchops June 3, 2025

Squiff

When someone is neurodivergent. i.e Dyslexic,ADHD etc

Its (an event) triggering my squiff.
my brain is a bit squiffy (referring to the neurodivergents)

by [ _ ] August 26, 2025

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025

Squiblarook

An awkward laugh produced either in order to avoid embarrassment when one does not get the joke or in order to avoid being rude when a person makes an unfunny joke

She made a squiblarook when she did not understand the joke her friend made

by slweeks October 14, 2025

dirty squilliam

fuck off jordan dyson vacuum

i love dirty squilliam

by ilikepizzamia May 22, 2020