Pretzel Beer

The way beer tastes having just smoked a cigar.

Ah that backwood was nice but now I'm stuck with this pretzel beer

by 357boy September 4, 2016

Pratz

A YouTuber that is 15 years old and has 1k+ subscribers. He was a modder but quit now he plays xbox.

Pratz is the best YouTuber!

by Jason ailindra January 10, 2018

portzebie

First used in MAD magazine, portzebie is a word of many meanings. It is basicly a nonsense word often used to add comedy to a situation.

When you have to use a word, you might as well use portzebie.

Used by Alfred E. Neuman

What brand is your clock?
I dunno, Portzebie maybe

by macavity81 August 23, 2009

plotzed

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

by joeski April 1, 2003

moon pretzel

To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.

"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"

by T.E.D. June 27, 2006

Pretzel Slut

1. Someone who has an affinity to pretzels and is constantly eating them.

2. Someone who is always trying to mooch pretzels from others to fuel their addiction.

3. Someone craving the sight, smell, touch, and taste of pretzels.

"She is such a pretzel slut!"
"I know, don't you think she gets tired of eating them?"

by s1s1s1s1 February 12, 2009

leg pretzeling

The act of tangling or resting your legs on those of a significant other. Pretzeling, but often devoid of contact except for the legs.

Because he was too much of a pansy to make a real move, Thomas settled for leg pretzeling with Emma during the movie.

by rayshella January 26, 2009