To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.
"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"
by T.E.D. June 26, 2006
Ughh dangit! My Myspace profile totally got "Phished" by some psychotic robot trying to take it over.
by T.E.D. January 08, 2008