Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 4, 2017

premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.

by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017

Premala Effect

A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.

Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?

by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Pulling a Pimax

One carelessly, non-chalantly drops the news that one has no intention to perform in foreseeable future, while rather helplessly trying to veil it as being triggered by unforeseen circumstances.

Yo homeboy, you Pulling a Pimax on this deal??

by HexCon April 16, 2020

primarny

an item of fasion brought from primark

i like your trousers, thanks theyre primarny

by Dan1000 July 26, 2009

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003