The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
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A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.
Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?
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