the greatest nintendo game ever made, yet it was butchered to death in near futre in that which we live in now as nintendo got over their little inflated heads as not ending when they should and aiming pokemon to little snot nose 2 years old who have no idea what they're doing and neglecting and isolating the older players who appreciate a good game when one is presented.
teens make fun of those still into pokemon as it is for "little kids" but yes the anime sucks dicks, but pokemon red and gold still pwn. Also americans totally screwed up pokemon as with all good anime that appear on regular tv channels
by lightxknowsxall February 18, 2009
Get the pokemon mug.Oh... OH LOOK! It's POKEMON! You know your life revolved around this shit when you were 10. You got that motherfucking GameBoy for Christmas and a ton of Pokemon cards. Everyone always made fun of you because you never had a holographic Charizard.
But no dumbass ever did.
You're 20 and still into Pokemon. And I'm not talking about that crap they show on TV. I'm talking the real deal: The actual shit. Blue and Red, but you always wanted Red to compensate for that holographic Charizard you never had.
So you look back and smile, and remember that you lived in that time.
You kicked ass with your Pokemanz. You still do, and you're not afraid to admit it because you're still into that kind of shit you were eight years ago.
But no dumbass ever did.
You're 20 and still into Pokemon. And I'm not talking about that crap they show on TV. I'm talking the real deal: The actual shit. Blue and Red, but you always wanted Red to compensate for that holographic Charizard you never had.
So you look back and smile, and remember that you lived in that time.
You kicked ass with your Pokemanz. You still do, and you're not afraid to admit it because you're still into that kind of shit you were eight years ago.
by DeathByAshen July 6, 2012
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A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
by Mega Millions August 10, 2010
Get the if pokemon were real... mug.The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016
Get the Pokemon paranoia mug.a poem is an expression of feelings or a discription of something. this form of writing has become very popular.
by lilC=Devil's Angel January 28, 2009
Get the poems mug.A Poemist is A Person who writes poems In the Famous words of my litte Princess
Poemist: writer, studier of poetry, Litriture and the creative arts
Poemist: writer, studier of poetry, Litriture and the creative arts
Dad if an archiologist digs up bones and fossils and a meteorologist studies meteors, does that make you a Poemist?
by Amber January 20, 2004
Get the Poemist mug.Pokemon is a fun and cool show.
The games are great and the graphics and fantastic.
The TCG is a game where you play your pokemon cards and trade them to other people and the designs of the cards are like wow.
The show is a bit startling because it is a bit kiddy and the emotional parts are like: please spare my darling sneasel so we can get on with our life and marry! O_O
The merchandise is like the trading card game, awsome and cool.
Apart from the show every thing is Awesome!
The games are great and the graphics and fantastic.
The TCG is a game where you play your pokemon cards and trade them to other people and the designs of the cards are like wow.
The show is a bit startling because it is a bit kiddy and the emotional parts are like: please spare my darling sneasel so we can get on with our life and marry! O_O
The merchandise is like the trading card game, awsome and cool.
Apart from the show every thing is Awesome!
RED and BLue: Not good enough but the original game~the ones who started it.2 stars
Yellow: Better but still not good enough 2stars
Gold and silver: Much improved but when can we choose a girl?2stars
Crystal:Much MUch more improved and can choose a girl now and animated pokemon Sprites,Cool! 3 stars
Ruby and saphire :Very Much improved and with contests but what happened to the animated sprites in Crystal? 2 stars
Emerald : Yay animated sprites! and battle frontier too, 5 stars!
Diamond and Pearl: like above but without battle frontier but better graphics ,wi-fi and better contests!But it does kinda suck... 4 stars!
Yellow: Better but still not good enough 2stars
Gold and silver: Much improved but when can we choose a girl?2stars
Crystal:Much MUch more improved and can choose a girl now and animated pokemon Sprites,Cool! 3 stars
Ruby and saphire :Very Much improved and with contests but what happened to the animated sprites in Crystal? 2 stars
Emerald : Yay animated sprites! and battle frontier too, 5 stars!
Diamond and Pearl: like above but without battle frontier but better graphics ,wi-fi and better contests!But it does kinda suck... 4 stars!
by Beaconetric September 25, 2007
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