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Poober
Poober. - Noun.
noun: poober,
The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’
Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
noun: poober,
The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’
Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
Poober by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018
You make my pussy go poggers
You make my pussy go poggers by Monky fckr_69 January 21, 2021
Private Pooper
A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
Private Pooper by Dude-guy April 4, 2009
stick in her pooper
stick in her pooper by AndyLubrdt February 3, 2007
pooper schnicker
The word coined by wordTom/word
It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
pooper schnicker by larstait October 28, 2003