That guy at the party that takes a dump, clogs the toilet, and leaves the party right after.
That fucker Melvin, took a shit, clogged the toilet, and left right after. What an party pooper!
When a chick squirts and shits at the same time
So, I was eating this chick out and she began to squirt and shit at the same time. I didn't know bitches could Squit.