pooner

A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.

by pissedgamer November 21, 2006

poner

An impotency problem when you really don't want it. Mhahahahahahaha!

Dammit you're hot, but I have a poner problem at the moment.

by Tyler Matthews January 25, 2004

Ponderize

A word that means to 80% ponder and 20% memorize a text, usually verses of scripture. Ponderizing new scripture each week can uplift and inspire the ponderizer. Most effective ponderization occurs over a 20 year period.

When I ponderize I feel a greater desire to follow Jesus Christ and have an elevated place or my thoughts to go.

by a21210 November 21, 2015

Pinner

Originated from the commonly used "Pino," of or referring to Filipino. Has origins in Beaner as well.

One who is a Filipino

FPT - Filipino People's Time

Yo, dat PINNER has a loud ass muffla on his CIBIK. His quarter mile time is FPT.

by StantheManMan September 10, 2006

I'll let you ponder over that one

Something you say when you realise you've said something really stupid, usually in an argument, in order to try and save face and make out that what you said is in fact obscurely witty.

Person one: Lol fag!

Person two: No u!

Person one: Make me!

Person two: ?????

Person one: I'll let you ponder over that one for a bit

by Dudey McCool January 14, 2011

pooner

A person who is fat lazy and does nothing with their life. Someone who chews tobbacco excessively

Billy is the biggest Pooner ever! Why is he on broadway?

by ryan_686 September 14, 2005

Pinner

One who speaks of small or skinney things such as in a penis or an action

What i pinner tent hes got in his pants

That was a pinner game of halo

by nerf March 9, 2004