meeping murtle

A goat. A g. One of the lads. Someone who may or may not snort cum. Just someone whos fuckin funny and who you love. Also can just be a saying.

“Ah fuck Jade you’re such a meeping murtle!”
“MEEPING MURTLE I just stubbed my toe Makenna!”
“Elizabeth is a bad meeping murtle!”

by meeping murtle September 28, 2019

Murple

The colour your cock goes when you masturbate too furiously.

Man, I found some great porn last night and masturbated so hard my dick ended up murple!

by LDDizzle September 15, 2017

Murple

a bloody queif. In other words; a pussy-fart accompanied by bloody material.

"When Paxton "murpled"...damn that bitch stained the mutherfuckin upolstery in my jeep.

by i kill you now January 22, 2009

merfler

A wicked awesome person who spends time in merfle.

The merflers were hyperactive and having a love-fest.

by Holinator November 3, 2003

Murple

A very, very dark skinned African American person who looks more than dark purple. More + purple = murple.

Bro, you see that guy? He was so dark he was murple!

by Miss Senseless March 22, 2019

murgle

The sound or act of a phlegm filled cat purring.

His stomache flipped over as he listened to the sound of his sick cat murgle from beneath the desk.

by Simon Morgan June 10, 2004

murple

The swollen and expanded anal passage of an animal usually a dog before it defecates.

Our dog Cleo's murple was the size of a tennis ball before she shit on our neighbors lawn.

by Otis Chunkmeyer March 6, 2010