Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.
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You can also show it like: moochily; meaning much i love you. But then again you cant because your not one of the two girls it applies to...shame on you :)
You can also show it like: moochily; meaning much i love you. But then again you cant because your not one of the two girls it applies to...shame on you :)
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Get the mooch mug.an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.
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Get the moochie mug.A unique creature that is prone to gyrating when booty shakin electrohouse, big tippers or apple pie is around. Tell tail signs you have located the elusive MCWM is the cries of "right on" and "dammit."
You think that is the MooCowWebMistress?
Dunno...red hair...DD's, but it could be anyone.
"MOOOOOOOOO Dammit"
Yup thats her!
Dunno...red hair...DD's, but it could be anyone.
"MOOOOOOOOO Dammit"
Yup thats her!
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