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microsoftish

An organization, or company that is known to use dirty tactics to make even more profit then their already ridiculous figures. Some of these tactics can be seen as evil, or simply dirty. It is not to be confused with illegal, as these organizations will make sure that what they do is legal, but just "micro" "soft" to customers.

One common tactic is to price gouge, or hide clauses to make customers pay more after they've already paid. This is very common with software licensing companies.
I already paid 10k for this software, but now they want me to pay another 1k per computer just so the client portion can work? That's so microsoftish!
by redsquirrel1 January 20, 2011
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microsoft

inability of a designer to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying creative desires, most often relating to powerpoint.
Powerpoint is giving me such a microsoft
by RGBeast May 29, 2016
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Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

The premier and most comprehensive home and school presentation software suite of the 21st century.
Friend: Hey, I have to do a flashy project for my AP Biology class
Me, an intellectual: Well, you should come over to my place and whip up an effective presentation in a jiffy with Microsoft PowerPoint 2007
by NotBillGates December 5, 2017
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Microthot

A term to describe one who is obsessed and infatuated with Microsoft products, to the point of them believing Microsoft is the perfect brand.
"Did you know Windows 10's telemetry constantly collects your data? That's some creepy shit."
"It's to make Windows 10 better"
"Begone Microthot!"
by FaggotAnderson May 13, 2018
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Microsoft

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to discover he was microsoft
by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019
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Microsis

the formal disease of being short. Usually ranging between 4’0 and 5’2. It’s extremely rare and permanent. No cures have been found yet.
Bethany:”Omg, she’s so short”
Edgar:”Wait. I think she has microsis.”
by CrackheadEmma December 17, 2019
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Microsoft Bing Points

The type of thing that a 13 year old would use for 3 years to get a game that costs 60$ and will be played 3 times.
Me : Damn i got Sea of Thieves from using Microsoft Bing Points, it only took 3 years of nonstop searching
Owen : You know you can just sell shit on ebay that u found on the side of the road right
by Azman2 April 25, 2022
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