Leaning Tower Love Tap

When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.

Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."

by Jimbo Chew October 17, 2010

leaner

When someone leans a trash can of water against an inward swinging door so that when the occupant opens the door the water splashes into the room soaking it.

My friend got hit by a leaner in the dorms.

by Ben the guy at UNL December 27, 2005

Shoulder Lean

when you lean to one side sitting or standing.
this is done to emulate relaxation. silly bitches that is an illusion, one who shoulder leans is always on point.

dude at bar is practicing his shoulder lean.
someone attempts to jack him. He knows this and instantly responds with a solid reverse jacking and an ass whoopin.

by Cory Lund February 2, 2008

lean angle

Motorcycle roadracing term for the angle between the center plane of the motorcycle and the vertical plane. The more the motorcycle is leaned over, the greater the lean angle. High lean angles are necessary when cornering a motorcycle at high velocity, but too great a lean angle results in loss of traction and often a crash. Riders employ a technique called hanging off in order to alter the rider-motorcycle system's center of mass and thereby minimize the lean angle necessary to negotiate a corner at a given velocity.

Establishing and maintaining the correct amount of lean angle is a balancing act that a motorcycle roadracer must master in order to ride fast.

by razer December 26, 2006

Lean Boy

A lean boy is someone who drinks a lot of lean. By drinking a lot of lean, that person is a very relaxed and calm type of person. He enjoys chill music while sitting with their eyes crossed. Most people want to be a lean boy, but don't have any to drink.

Dude: Dude why are you always lean, what are you?
Lean Boy: I'm a Lean Boy dude, I am very lean
*Takes a sip of dirty sprite*

by lean boy January 24, 2017

Lean

A narcotic drink that makes the user feel extremely drowsy and often euphoric. Lean must contain the following in order to be authentic. Promethazine and Codeine cough syrup and sprite. The Promethazine is essentially what gives the lean affect. Many use jolly ranchers to enhance the flavor the beverage. Lean is lean as long as you have the right syrup and sprite.

Here's a variation of the recipe.

-1 Styrofoam cup (to keep tradition)

-4 teaspoons of Promethazine and Codeine cough syrup. More can be used at one's own discretion.

-2-4 shots of Vodka (that will really set the buzz off)

-1- can of sprite (use as much or less as you want)

-1 splash of cranberry juice. This will help smooth the vodka out

combine all and enjoy that buzz.

Perfect for blunts!

(you can die from this so know your limits)

Jerry leaned so hard, he passed out in a pile of his on puke.

by Grogmir January 19, 2010

leanin' to the left

When the drugs or alcohol starts to hit but before you are officially twisted

Man I started to feel twisted after the third Long Island Iced Tea. I stood up and started leanin' to the left.

Better be cool, you don't want no trouble
Keep it leanin' to the left, my gat stay cocked- T.I. "Da Dopeman"

by Jayabe2 September 28, 2008