laser

a loser/lame person who sucks at life & eats as much food as possible and is just waiting to explode & is fugly.

nolan sorrel is a laser.
ellie is not a laser.

by maryy elliot December 5, 2007

Lasers

Anything that is trash, garbage, basura, doo-doo, wack, dreadful, awful, terrible, repugnant...see where I'm going with this?

Just bend over, your head is Lasers

by Lupe Fiascoe March 17, 2011

Laister

The name given when a man called Oscar buys a rubbish car

Oh, He's a laister

by saisburys toxic glue November 30, 2009

laserbaiting

The period between being sober and getting high

we were laserbaiting for atleast 10 minutes before we got high

by yourfuckingkiddingme May 26, 2011

Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.

Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"

by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011

LaserTo

LaserTo is a laser pointer company which located in Hong Kong and it specializes in providing various high quality laser products to meet users' demand, especially green lasers.

Recent new products Levin series blue laser and Nether series green laser have been popular at LaserTo.

by angelina moore March 4, 2012

Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.

Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"

by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011