Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Oldham Kebab

Typical spitroast threesome but with an extra guy who, to feel included, gets off by rubbing his penis up and down the females back like a kebab getting carved in a dirty takeaway. He enjoys himself but was ultimately extra sauce that was not needed.

He was just an Oldham Kebab in the middle of a good night.

by TheDevilsMonkey August 2, 2025

Shish Kebab

The act of sitting on an alcoholic beverage with your anus in a public seating place/area.

That guy just got Shish Kebabed

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

Nigger kebab

this is literally a bunch of niggers on a stick. A nigger kebab.

man: mmm, this nigger kebab is so good

by 8bitnutella August 21, 2025

Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.

Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.

by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018

Tommy Wommy Kebab

When you get skewered from all angles by the bois.

"Terrific tommy wommy kebab last night bois!"

by PGTipzz November 4, 2020