Hover

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

hoedown

A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.

Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."

by sikwill December 28, 2005

Haved

Haved is the action of behaving in a manner that is appropriate to the specific citation.

Haved is a short form of the words, "are you behaving"

As the children ran through the house I asked them if they were being haved outside?

by Matthew Randall February 16, 2009

hovel

(noun) A large shovel + small hoe, in one miraculous tool. The greatest combination since the spork or foon.

Dang dog! Honey, get the hovel! I only have a minute to scoop and bury this steaming gift.

by Sunny Buns July 24, 2010

hoedog

a word used to describe a female homedog, friend, or acquaintance.

Chantel and Vy are my hoedogs.

What upp my hoedog?!

OMGZZZZ those girls over there are my hoedogs! for shizzle!

by Chantel June 19, 2006

homeds

people that think they are cool by using this term which really means they're a bunch of nerdy friends.

"me and my homeds are gonna go play d&d wanna come?" FUCK NO! DUMB NERDS!

by makayla May 13, 2005

bone hoed

When you get fucked over royally by a professional.

"I picked up a cheap hooker on the corner and she bone hoed my ass."

by williecdawg August 5, 2008