Pink Gremlin

A sub-type of Gremlin that is particularly chaotic. Often seen in a pink hoodie with the strings pulled tight, Pink Gremlin's are unpredictable in behavior but not violent. They only spawn during an online gaming sesh, an in-person party, or at bedtime. You will not find one during the day, in the wild. They retreat to places that cannot be found by non-Gremlins. Exposure to a Pink Gremlin will cause (but is not limited to): confusion, inquisitiveness, elation, laughing, sweating, and incontinence.

Person 1: What is that thing eating all the pretzels and somersaulting on the couch?

Person 2: Ah, that's a Pink Gremlin. It always shows up when I party on Fridays.

by CleanCheeks January 15, 2024

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Great Gremlin Yeet

A Great Gremlin Yeet is when the smallest person in a group, either physically throws someone to the ground, usually in a parking lot. Can also be used to describe someone throwing another out of the friend group for being a douche.

"J gave Daniel the Great Gremlin Yeet today! She threw him to the ground in front of everyone!"
"J Great Gremlin Yeeted Ian for being a douche. He said he could remove all of her friends!"

by SargeV July 15, 2020

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