Funnelingus

A combination of fellatio and cunnilingus in the form of 69.

Holy hell brah I was dating this librarian chick and she wanted to Funnelingus!
Woah what’s that?
It’s like 69 but sounds cooler.

by MrBooze0 September 27, 2020

funnelcakeidice

whenever your wee wee, feels like a funnel cake

I have funnelcakeidice, my weiner feels like a funnel cake

by shobbahogdog January 2, 2021

Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021

Funnel

Loose tobacco sprinkled on or mixed in with weed when rolling a joint making it easier to inhale or "making it hit better"

"What's that brown thing you putting on the joint?"

"Funnel, to make it hit harder"

by nakatomi May 25, 2021

Fuxcellent

The state of being where multiple events in one's life and environment are experienced as simultaneously extremely pleasant and incredibly traumatic.
Used as a reply to "How are you?" when things are both and neither great and terrible.

The same day we won an award, I ended up in hospital, what a fuxcellent day!

by Tigerstew June 26, 2021

Funcle

A word my cousin created for individuals to use when referring to a “fun uncle”

Niece: can I stay the night to play more with my cousin

Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle

by Funcle July 25, 2021

Funce

Verb. To have a good funce of something.

“Be sure to funce yourself on the test today so you don’t miss anything!”

by BrookeWindum45 December 16, 2021