funce

verb. a certain type of flatulence that is particularly loud, and sometimes so forceful that the vibrations can be felt by others.

Alec Baldwin once funced so hard he had to get surgery to fix his ruptured anus.

by Thomas Sgroi June 21, 2007

func

A function, party, fiesta, gathering, large get-together, bash, throw down.

John Smith: "Dude, let's hit up that college func."

Me: "We're high school freshmen you tool. You look 13."

by uhyeah February 2, 2010

Had fun once.

"Oh yeah I remember that, I funced. "

Func Shui

Functionality and usefulness blended with crafted or aesthetic appeal, as opposed to placement based on energy flow (Feng Shui).

A pair of homemade wrought iron towel hooks provide the bathroom with some Func Shui.

by dmitchell78721 March 20, 2013

A very versatile word. Use it in place of such words as jumping, taking a picture, table, seven, bunny, and/or potato chip.

Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.

by SASW April 9, 2004

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.

Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.

by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009

“Be sure to funce yourself on the test today so you don’t miss anything!”

by BrookeWindum45 December 16, 2021