five miler

a person who is born, grows up, goes to school, gets a job or goes to college all within a 5 mile radius of their childhood home. someone too afraid to get out of their hood to live anywhere else.

Geez can't you ever get out of this town or are you a five miler?
Why can't we go to Bridgeton. Are you a five miler ?
There is more to the world than this town you five miler.

by phillybound December 6, 2013

Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

fried cunt

A person who takes a lot of illegal drugs

Oi ya fried cunt

by Dodgy mate bruh June 17, 2016

fried chicken skank

A fried chicken skank is a female women who will fuck a man mainly because they both have KFC buckets of chicken

Guy: we both have buckets of chicken wanna do it?

Fried chicken skank: sure

by Freddymercury69 December 3, 2016

Frie-lationship

When you do all the things a couple in a relationship do, minus sex.

Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?

Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.

by SELEPACK January 22, 2017

fried duck

person that you kind of hate but you are still friends

josh is a fried duck

by Fried Duck February 23, 2017

Five Finger Posse

Five Finger Posse is a Philedelphia collective started in 2015 consisting of Yung Mojo, Morgue!, Alvin Abyss, Sub9K, and the group’s creator, 5G. Each members individual talents and those of Working On Dying come together on their tapes to create hellish and crushing soundscapes that match the tone of each rappers’ verses and vocal delivery.

Did you heard bout Five Finger Posse? They from Philly rite?

by nevaswitch March 21, 2019