Tony- Hey man- we finished that handle of tequila
Mike- Yeah i know, lets drink that fifth of gin
Tony- Lets take these flexeril first and get cross faded
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next day-
mike- wtf happened, why am i in your drive way
tony- idk, i was on top of the shed
Mike- Yeah i know, lets drink that fifth of gin
Tony- Lets take these flexeril first and get cross faded
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next day-
mike- wtf happened, why am i in your drive way
tony- idk, i was on top of the shed
by Partystarter619 November 2, 2009

Keep calm and get faded!
Keep calm and get high (stoned)!
Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get faded!
Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get drunk!
Keep calm and get high (stoned)!
Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get faded!
Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get drunk!
by Spartaxiros November 14, 2013

The MOTHAFUCKIN MOST MWAHHH HAIRSTYLE YOU CAN EVER GET!!!!! ALL THE GIRLS WILL LICK YO DICK AFTER YOU GET IT!!!!
Person 1: yo I might get a buzz cut
Person 2: uh are you crazy get a skin fade
2 days later
Person 1: yoooo 10 girls licked my dick when I got this new fresh skin fade!!! Thanks gdem brodem
Person 2: uh are you crazy get a skin fade
2 days later
Person 1: yoooo 10 girls licked my dick when I got this new fresh skin fade!!! Thanks gdem brodem
by Cloutchaser69 November 24, 2019

When the popular beauty ages and can no longer depend on smiles and good looks to make her life easy.
Lookout, that faded queen with the too short skirt is hitting on all the boys to buy another round.
Walked into Victoria's Secret and saw that faded queen manager hitting compact and putting on warpaint. She is past it man.
Walked into Victoria's Secret and saw that faded queen manager hitting compact and putting on warpaint. She is past it man.
by r3dcut August 22, 2011

by Dman4Life December 6, 2017

Basically, fresh fade is where one gets a swanky haircut with a fade on the sides and back, and people are permitted to slap the back of your head whilst shouting "FRESH FADE". This action can only be done whilst the haircut is fresh (around 1-3 days after the cut).
by NCPOUNDYOBITCH July 28, 2016
