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Fantasy Bitch

The woman of which you would like to court and fuck in your current state of mind.
Yo, that chick named Elquanta is my fantasy bitch right now.
by Boner Salid October 30, 2010
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final fantasy

A one-man band brought to you by the genius that is Owen Pallett. He also does string arrangements for The Arcade Fire. His solo project, dubbed Final Fantasy, consists of him looping and playing his violin and singing. He currently has two full albums out ("Has A Good Home" and "He Poos Clouds") and one EP ("Young Canadian Mothers").

(He named himself after the popular videogame of the same name.)
by Holly G. May 9, 2006
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Final Fantasy

1.A game invented by God himself!
2.Something that has and will cause me and you to lose years of our lives. (I've gotta be reaching hour 1,000 now...)
3. An object that allows reality to disappear
4. A substitute to "the plug" in a hospital. (As in "They had to pull the plug") Going too long without it can kill you, yet you can live on it alone.
1. And on the 8th day, God created Final Fantasy!
2,3 and 4. You: Dude, you're not looking too good.
FF fanboy (me): Huh? *in a daze, smelly, dirty, confused* Where am I? Who are you?
You: You haven't said a word in 14 years... You've been locked up in your room this whole time...
Me: Oh... wow... Well, at least now we don't have to worry about Sephiroth and Seymour and Vayne teaming up and destroying the world.
You: What?
Me: You know.. Because I killed them...
You: Are you ok?
Me: Oh... I..m.... fi.,ne... *dies*
by OurGorship April 5, 2008
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fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.
fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.
by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004
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Final Fantasy X-2

The worst Final Fantasy Game ever. It was made for nerds who didnt have any masturbation material or for people with no total life. The story sucked and i wish that i did not buy that game.
im gonna kill the guy that made FFX2
by GM March 15, 2005
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Fecal Fantasy

An all encompassing obsession with stools, not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force
Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.

Sally: Really Billy, what's that?

Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.

Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.

Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!

Sally: Damn right!
by LUX February 16, 2004
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Final Fantasy XIV

The second MMO in the anime series "Final Fantasy" that takes people's money and prevents them from trying out or playing any other video games. Usually one of the games that causes your friends to undermine multiple series for not being made by Sqaure Enix
Guy 1: Hey man, what are you doing today?
Guy 2: Playing Final Fantasy XIV
Guy 1: you wanna maybe play Tekken later?
Guy 2: nah sounds lame, but you should buy Final Fantasy XIV and play with me instead

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were going to try out Persona 3 the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it's not final fantasy so it's obviously anime garbage, lemme get like 50 more hours into Final Fantasy XIV real quick
by Taxen July 31, 2018
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