facebarf

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance

Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"

by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011

face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

face air

When you remove your mask after stepping outside you get amazing FACE AIR!!

damn that face air is so fresh, ive had this mask on all day!

by sarah's funny February 14, 2021

e-face

The face you pull when you've popped a few too many pills, usually involving gurning, teeth clenching and raised eyebrows.

Beth: Jon's e-face last night was priceless.

by comatoes July 15, 2007

trailer-face

when a person looks like he or she grew up in or lived in a trailer. usually hard looking or ugly.

that girl has a definite trailer-face

by theo rio August 27, 2009

cape face

The face one acquires living south of rt 3. The ruddy complexion of alcoholism mixed with salty sea air and oxycontin theft. White trash eyes are a plus, but not necessary.

I got so drunk last night i woke up in bed with this cape faced girl. I ran out immediately and went to dunkin' donuts.

by jenjet2 September 28, 2009

menu face

1. A straight face, usually scary. Implies a negative thought toward whoever is being looked at. Sometimes used humorously amongst a group or groups of people.

He gave the man a menu face. Obviously he didn't like his joke.

by raptroes February 12, 2010