Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

desectrotransitive

A made up word for literally nothing

The garden is a very desectrotransitive place

by desectrotransitive November 12, 2018

dejected

The feeling of sadness and depression.

John was dejected after his friend stopped talking to him.

by Photonbeam September 20, 2019

detesticularize

another word for vasectomy.

Tre'Quan, I'll detesticularize you.

by anal fissure April 27, 2020

delectable

synonymously to delectable but better

"Damn that's a delectable young nigga"

by therealesteg April 6, 2021

Detextive

A current or former partner who makes a regular habit of going through you’re phone, specifically your texts while your sleeping in order to find something incriminating to use against you. They may be inclined to even steal your phone, log in to your online account and use gaslighting as a way to satisfy their need to be in control. This is a toxic behavior, not to be fooled with anything cute or meaningful. It’s a decision derived from a pre existing desire to be a drama queen and cause a fight when they have no actual reason to do so.

I woke up this morning in my man’s arms he so sexy.. until I realized he wasn’t lookin at me. Mother f***** had been on his detextive shit again reading my convos with my momma. He didn’t know I was awake tho, and when he came at me for my mamma “hating him and our love” I asked his detextive ass if he’s sayin that cuz he talked to her? Or because he was readin my shit at 7 a.m like a paranoid lil man child.

I slapped him in the mouf and called mamma.

by Textbomber October 10, 2021

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021