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walmart cowboy

A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.
Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.
by #1SouthernGrace February 26, 2014
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Audit Cowboy

Like a cowboy in the Wild West, an auditor does what he has to do to survive. He shoots from the hip, and documents his way around problem areas to reduce work load and conflict with clients.
Manager - “How did you manage to reconcile tax payable to within 28 cents when you’re clearly missing specific expenses/tax allowances?”

Audit Clerk “I did what I had to do, I’m an audit cowboy and it’s tough out here in the Wild West
by The Original Cowboy March 29, 2018
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sad cowboy

The act of KA-RA-TE chopping a guy in the nutsack between the balls while standing causing the nuts to look like the legs and chaps of a cowboy and causing the dick to flop looking like a sad cowboy.
Dude Marilyn gave me a sad cowboy last night and they're still numb.
by Southernmostvapor September 9, 2018
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cowboy

A cute farmer boy who knows how to treat a lady!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
by lil_miss_cowgirl March 9, 2005
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cowbelly

the best youtuber in the world he likes saying LISSEN UP HERE YOU FAT CUNT/BITCH
someone: your ugly
cowbelly: LISSEN UP HERE YOU FAT CUNT
by COWBELLYRULES424 April 20, 2018
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Cowboy

The roughest toughest son of a bitch you know. This man drives the biggest ram truck and shows up to a gun fight with his fists. He ties barb wire without gloves and rides world champion bulls for 16 seconds. This man could light a marlboro red before it even leaves the pack. Death fears a cowboy and he fears nothing.
Did you boys see that cowboy break up that fight at the bar. He was stronger than steel and chalked up a Marlboro and then road the sunset.
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Cowboy Up

Basically, another way of saying "Shut up and take it like a man" or "Quit your whining." The term is derived from the popular image of cowboys being tough, unflinching, uncomplaining, and hard-working.
"Cowboy up, man. What would John Wayne say if he heard you complaining over a little hard work?"
by You Can't Kill the Metal October 7, 2006
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