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The act of KA-RA-TE chopping a guy in the nutsack between the balls while standing causing the nuts to look like the legs and chaps of a cowboy and causing the dick to flop looking like a sad cowboy.
Dude Marilyn gave me a sad cowboy last night and they're still numb.
by Southernmostvapor September 9, 2018
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