Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.

Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew

Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night

by Jewfish king November 19, 2016

force choke

an execution technique popularized by Darth Vader in Star Wars, in which Darth Vader (or another sith) uses the force to have one of his high-ranking officers strangle himself.

Darth Vader: * force choke s Captain Needa*

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

by Meepster April 4, 2015

Choke-Fuck

The act of fucking a girl while choking her because you hate her and she's the biggest god damn bitch alive but even with that she's hot as hell.

Richard: God I want to choke-fuck that bitch.
Andrew: Same here man!!

by OneTwoThree________WHATTHEFUCK January 20, 2009

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

choke hole

The hole in the side of a marijuana pipe's bowl. More commonly known as the carb hole. After smoke has built up in the piece a smoker removes her thumb from the choke to take the hit.

1. You've got a good hit built up in the chamber, take your thumb off the choke!

2. When I want to res-rip a piece, I suck the flame through the choke hole, and use the bowl as the choke.

by Fade-Ra March 23, 2016

choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013