Name-Brand Whore 

Some one who can't bring themselves to wear something that isn't worth a crazy amount of money. (i.e. Hollister, Aeropostale, Abercrombie + Fitch, etc.)

Guy 1: Dude, Mike's new Hollister outfit costs more than my car payment!
Guy 2: Why Doesn't he buy stuff at, like, Khoals?
Guy 1: Because he's a Name-Brand Whore.

Name-Brand Whore by Captain Kuro March 18, 2008

Russell Brand 

An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.

Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.

Russell Brand by Lucy June 11, 2006

Matthew Brand 

A lanky piece of shit who has no sense of humour, he has no idea how to spell anything. He thinks he is good at football when realistically he is not because he can't decide whether to pick up a ball or kick it away so he let it go in the goal and he lost his team the game. He doesn't know how to make his sandwiches but he tells everyone he made them him-self so he looks like a big man. Basically, if we come to a conclusion about Matthew Brand, and if you know him, then we feel really really really sorry for you and we take pity on you. His parents don't love him and they bought him a grandpa watch, he tried being cool by smoking when he didn't even inhale anything so we took the piss out of him. He thinks he knows everything about the economy but he has no idea about the economy.

Geoff Smith: "Come on, let's go out!"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"

Matthew Brand by Yakub Wasim July 19, 2011

Russell Brand 

The lucky bastard that married Katy Perry.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear that Katy Perry is now the wife of Russell Brand?

Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!

Guy 1: Me too!!

Russell Brand by JustinBieberSux July 6, 2011

coming for my brand 

a usually funny and harmless form of shading, bashing, or dogging on someone’s belongings, realationship, beliefs etc.

OMG, Zoe is saying that Nick and I wouldn’t work as a couple! She needs to stop coming for my brand!

coming for my brand by babyspicymemes January 24, 2018

No Name brand

A cheap, low quality, bad brand of foods and other items. Sold in Canada in chain stores such as Extra foods and The Real Canadian Superstore.

I pity those fools who drink No Name brand fruit drink. It's just flavour, water and sugar. It's not even fruit JUICE, it's fruit DRINK!

No Name brand by TheLegend June 4, 2005

russell brand 

He's a stand-up comedian who has been reported to of quit Big Brother's Big Mouth. He's battled drugs addictions and presents a radio show. (he has cool hair)

Russell Brand is funny

russell brand by Tazi March 12, 2007