Kaley Cuoco

An extremely gorgeous, talented actress known for playing Penny on The Big Bang Theory.

Person 1: Kaley Cuoco is so sexy!
Person 2: I know! I wanna bone her so bad.....

by JustinBieberSux June 18, 2011

Russell Brand

The lucky bastard that married Katy Perry.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear that Katy Perry is now the wife of Russell Brand?

Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!

Guy 1: Me too!!

by JustinBieberSux July 05, 2011