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sketch bounce

leaving a party/ bar/ club where your attendance was appreciated yet your absence will go unnoticed for at least one half hour. In order to perform this maneuver properly one mustn't say goodbye to anyone and exit while no one is looking. Also known as "sketching out".
by Loganswifey October 26, 2010
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Citizen's Bounce

Similar to citizen's arrest, in that a bystander or group of bystanders will force someone to leave a bar for acting like a douchebag.
Fed-"Yo bro, you gotta go bro. You gotta go"
Martin-"Ya you're outta here buddy"
Craig-" Yo that broski just got a mean citizen's bounce"
by Craigory87 July 1, 2008
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Dungeon Bounce

You don't want to know. The real definition is horrible, and should not be heard by any human ears. Only select people of Naperville, Illinois know this real definition, and nearly 95% of these people have had diarrhea, Sickness of the stomach, and in some cases death. Though it may be spread around in the future to the point where everybody knows, it is remained a secret. Created by Jeff Kreger
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Dungeon Bounce

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Dungeon Bounce

Do i look fat in this dress..??

Dungeon Bounce, you don't want to know
by Jeff Kreger December 13, 2008
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dead cat bounce

Wall Street expression describing the phenomenon of a stock or share bottoming out to near zero and then recovering with a sharp buying spree from bargain hunters: the notion being that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point.
Your stock prices going up is no more than a dead-cat bounce: it doesn't have the juice to stay up.
by Bellaireco April 26, 2004
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more bounce to the ounce

1. Title of a Funk song composed by Roger Troutman, performed by Zapp & Roger, who were widely recognized for their use of the vocoder. Has been sampled by epmd, notoroious b.i.g., nas, and above the law, as well as others.
2. Besides the song, it means the size of a womans' breasts in relation to her overall body weight/size. A skinny, flat chested woman needs "more bounce to the ounce," whereas a slightly overweight woman with large breasts has enough bounce. The ideal woman would be someone with a stature similar to that of Lara Croft's (though she's fictional).
girl: do my hips look big when i wear these jeans? methinks they feel too tight in the ass.
boy: on the contrary, those jeans look baggy on you and make you look skinny. looks like someone needs more bounce to the ounce.
girl: yeah right, dumbass
by Devin th' Dude August 16, 2005
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Ninja bounce

To leave a room of people without saying goodbye. To leave unnoticed, like a ninja.
I was so tired at the party last night, I totally ninja bounced.
by WordsImakeup33 September 4, 2015
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shit bounce

“Dude I was making out with some chick at a party but then the cops showed up.”
“That’s a shit bounce. Was she hot?”
by OG Slicky January 29, 2018
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