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Blowjob Height

Natures gift to tall guys
"Haha being around six foot 2 myself, when you get that chick who youve got a foot difference in height, when that sexy lil honey is about around 5 feet or shorter man, that eye to crotch level, fucking blowjob height= shes a keeper"
by luvinshortbitches November 9, 2009
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blowjob betty

She could blow more head than a whale blows water. Blowjob betty make your dick get harder. Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl, A trip and a half around the world. Blowjob betty is dumb, A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum.
One night at a club, she was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time
Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me
by Jared Jordan July 18, 2007
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deluxe blowjob

It is when the woman jacks the man off until he cums. Upon which she takes the load all into her mouth. Making sure to suck off every last drop from the shaft and head. This is immediately followed up by a traditional blowjob while the head and shaft are still highly sensitive.
“So how you doing Chimo?” I ask during a lull in service.

“I’m great, dude,” my Mexican-American comrade replies. “I got a deluxe blowjob last night.”
by big bad al March 27, 2008
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Blowjob Roulette

A game involving one guy and anywhere from two to six girls where one girl starts giving the guy a blowjob and switches off to the next girl and so on until the guy ejaculates into one of the girls mouth. The girl who gets the load loses.
We played Blowjob Roulette last night and Tina lost when Josh busted in her mouth!
by heyholetsgo89 June 18, 2011
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Birthday Blowjob

On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
Happy birthday buddy! Don't forget your birthday blowjob.
by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011
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marijuana blowjob

When you are with your girl you have girl take a bong hit with the bong between your legs
Rob pretends his bong is his dick and his girl sara take a hit of said bong that's a mother fucking marijuana blowjob
by Billykid0923 January 19, 2014
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blowjob queen

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.
1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.
by tman September 15, 2004
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