Blap

1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.

Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!

by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 21, 2009

blaptop

A black person's laptop aka a T-mobile Sidekick.

"Yo!! You check out Shahid's new blaptop! That ish is bangin!"

QFT!

by Ulrick July 25, 2006

bapping

When you take your phone and hold it loosely between your index finger and thumb to allow it to pivot. Then you proceed to hit someone with it in the most camp way possible, preferably on a boney area such as the shin, to inflict maximum pain. Usually done when someone says something you disagree with, disrespects you, or perhaps to wake up a drunken individual.

Seb was easting popcorn like a Polish camel, and Jared and Tom wouldn't stop taking the piss, so Seb ran around bapping Jared with his phone to stop them from taking the piss. Jared cried.

by Polish camel May 28, 2018

blap

The art of slapping someone across the face with your penis, then they become your bitch.

Shaggs was pissing me off so I blapped him with my meatsword. He is now my bitch, I pwned him.

by The Holy Diving Troll November 6, 2013

Bapping

Waking someone up using ones breasts in a slapping motion.

'Jodie gave Kev a good bapping before he could wake her up with a good smurfing'

by bappinghappy July 1, 2009

Blasphemer

...1-One who has a mind of their own and chooses to question in disbelief all biblical, religious,esoteric and cannonized writings...2-Disregard for belief systems. 3-a person who speaks disrespectfully of sacred things. 4-a person who does is not devoted to a deity

Go fuck yourself and your crippled Christ..fuck your god.The concept of god is for the shepherds poor little sheep...are you a follower or a leader...I am my own God..therefor I am GOD..I am BLASPHEME...I am BLASPHEMER I an LUCIFERIAN......

by lucifer667 February 12, 2010

blaap

the sound of sheep

Braaslharry the sheep says: 'blaap'.

by Snortsoft vof January 22, 2004