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Birthday Surprise 

A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.
"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."
Birthday Surprise by lmerfudd January 20, 2009
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Birthday Dump 

You are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best damn turd of your young life. It was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.

On occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.
You are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell "take a birthday dump....Jesse Reimer!"

"TAKE A BIRFDAY DUMP" (if ur black)
Birthday Dump by Ice HOuse April 3, 2008

birthday challenge

The succesful completion of masturbating to orgasm in the 24 hour period on one's birthday an equal amount of times to the age they will turn. i.e. 24th birthday would be required to masturbate 24 times.
Man, Erik gave up porn for good after his castration accident during the birthday challenge.

birthday dome 

the act of giving head to someone on their birthday, like a birthday present =]
rob asked me if i would give him some birthday dome after his party.
birthday dome by rhiannon_rae March 5, 2008

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

birthday cock 

The act of sticking one's penis in a significant others' birthday cake and using the tip of the penis as a serving knife
Kathy's mom was shocked to see Kathy's boyfriend using his birthday cock to cut the imported tiramisu

Birthday Girl 

A girl who is celebrating her birthday. She is given special treatment for looking sexy af and partying hard.
Guy 1. Ally is looking super cute!
Guy 2. Ya man, she is the Birthday Girl.
Birthday Girl by Xxfuturexx September 4, 2018