Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

Columbian Baby Batter by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025

Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

Columbian Baby Batter by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025

Chocolate cake batter surprise 

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

Chocolate cake batter surprise by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

Lost the Spoon in the Batter by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

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Rick Baster 

Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).

His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.

Rick Baster: Yuh.

Rick Baster by flashrecord March 26, 2022

the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.

Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!

the batterfly effect by picc285 March 24, 2020