A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.
The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
Get the blue alphamug. A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
by bobsknobs November 26, 2013
Get the alpha skankmug. When your slang, way of speaking, and/or way of texting is contagious, and other people tend to copy or adopt it.
John: "I'm so tilted."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."
by bubbub123 March 14, 2021
Get the Alpha Mouthmug. The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016
Get the alpha-achemug. 1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.
2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.
2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.
Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''
by elstud April 3, 2016
Get the alpha trollmug. When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.
by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017
Get the Alpha-Munchiesmug. by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015
Get the alpha-dawgmug.