Brain Wave

When a genius idea strikes you in the middle of a huge dilemma, saving time, effort, money, you and friends from sobriety or ticketing/over-ticketing/arrest, etc...

Opposite of brain fart, cerebral blockage, bad idea, and so on.

Example #1
Fred: "I can't believe this store stops selling beer at 9 pm. What are we going to do?"
You: "Brain wave! The one down on Jeff Davis Hwy sells until 11! Get in the truck and let's roll!"
Fred: "You are a genius!"

Example #2
Bob: "My car stopped working, how are we going to get to the show?"
You (again!): Brain wave! My neighbor always leaves the keys in his ignition. Let's roll!"
Bob: "You are a genius!"

by Snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

finger wave

n. The signal given by drivers in the South acknowledging their friendship or acquaintanceship with an approaching driver. It consists of lifting the pointer finger of the hand that is sitting at eleven, twelve or one o'clock without removing the hand from the wheel.

Driving down Highway 27 last night, I saw my momma heading in the opposite direction. I returned her finger wave as she passed and continued on home.

by A Cajun Girl November 26, 2007

third-wave

A feminist bimbo who still believes some how western skanks are still "oppressed", when white women are the most privileged group in the western world.

This is because white boomer hags are in charge of our Universities , and pass on their hatred to Generation Y bimbos.

Bimbo's who complain about the non existent wage gap,slut walkers ,people who enact laws to protect white campus sluts instead of minority women are all third-wave feminists.

They tend to call foreign/minority women sluts because of genetic female jealousy.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago September 5, 2011

finger wave

Originally, a women's hair style in the late 1930's and early 1040's, characterized by a series of ridges as though a hand with spread fingers was placed on the hair and then the fingers closed.

The slang definition of the term, initially attributed to the military, was used for a prostate examination as described above.

Be sure the proctologist doesn't have both hands on your shoulders when he gives you a finger wave.

by Don Howard April 12, 2007

Mystery Wave Rider

Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:

Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.

Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.

"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"

by UcanDoIt! March 23, 2009

rhyme wave

a binge of poetry composition

Ho was churning out poetry as a one-man rhyme wave.

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

The Wave Test

The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)

You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)

by fonty December 1, 2010