wedgie

the punishment for nerds, geeks, and the uncool given by someone cooler where their tighty whities are pulled up very high from behind while they are wearing them

i gave the nerd a wedgie and then hooked his tighty whities on a post and left!

by big boy111111111 April 21, 2006

Shoe Wedgie

When you grab the bottom of the shoelace and pull on it so the entire shoe tightens up. Causing an inconvienence to the victim.

Julia had to take off her shoe and fix her laces because her sister gave her a shoe wedgie.

by The Lemon Hunter July 26, 2005

wedgie

When ur briefs are pulled up ur crack.

My family tortures me. My birthday present? A wedgie. And tighty whities. Im serious. My whole family comes to my house and gives me wedgies. Then the grand finaly, my dad and brother strip me and then make me put on my dads underwear (which are huge) and then they lift up both sides of the underwear to over my head, lift me up, carry me to my room, put me on my bed (which by da way is 2 hooks to hang my underwear on 7 ft of the floor) and leave me there after duck taping me there
Yep, ive grown used to it.

by wedgiesreciever101 May 6, 2010

Pool Wedgie

a wedgie that you get from swimming

I just got done swimming, I had a pool wedgie the whole time i was in.

by hardhitr3 July 19, 2009

super wedgie

A wedgie that results in the separating of the waist band from the underwear.

I gave Neil a super wedgie in the locker room after todays game. I hung the waistband on the basketball hoop.

by Freezee c November 14, 2007

shoulder wedgie

Occurs when someone's arms are through the holes of their underwear. One can this to themselves or it can be a prank. This wedgie is hard to do. But it hurts. Espeaccialy on girls.

1.I got board so I put my arms through the holes of my underwear. The shoulder wedgie hurt real bad.
2. My cousins thought it would be funny to give me a shoulder wedgie so they put my arms through the leg holes on my underwear

by Wedgier January 2, 2014

hanging wedgie

A wedgie where the the person can not touch the ground with their feet. Very painful and can cause injury if in place for too long.

I was walking home the other day and this group of 4 bitches came up to me and jumped me. They hated me because I was popular. (I think.)They forced me to walk to the forest and said that if I didn't do what they wanted it would be much worse. Then they took off my pants and added 4 more underwear to my butt. Then they put my pants back on and tied my hands behind my back and my feet together and took the 5 underwear I was wearing and hooked them to a tree branch that was jutting out. To get me on there they had to put a stool underneath me. I was in considerable pain but they didn't care, not at all. They kept me their in the hanging wedgie while they rummaged through my school stuff and took everything of value. Then they took pictures of me while they did sadistic things to me, plus they made a video of me while they forced me to say things I wouldn't have said in a million years. By the end of this I was crying and begging them to stop, I was positive I was bleeding down there by then. Then after about two more hours of their fun when it got dark out they just left me there. It was hours before the five pairs of underwear finally teared. Then I ran home crying. My parents weren't even home, and even if they were I bet they would have just been drunk. I cried the whole night through.

PS: this whole story was bullshit. I was just bored so I made it up. LOL.

by anonymousag123 June 26, 2009