36 definitions by hardhitr3

car singer

a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone

I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.

by hardhitr3 August 8, 2009

corporate tab

when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner

I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!

by hardhitr3 January 31, 2010

Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.

What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!

by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009

Fart Residue

residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas

After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers

by hardhitr3 December 7, 2009

double wedgie

when the backside of your shirt is also caught inside of an initial wedgie with your pants. usually happens to large people

man mrs crabtree had a double wedgie today her shirt was all in the crack of her butt!

by hardhitr3 July 20, 2009

Douglist

slang for "the ugliest"

Aint that douglist baby you ever seen?

Hey you think that girl fine right there? Hell naw, She douglist girl in school.

by hardhitr3 June 30, 2009

Earthy

smelly, stinky, grimy, or dirty. commonly referenced to an individual's personal hygiene.

I need to take a shower, I'm smelling kinda earthy!

by hardhitr3 June 29, 2009