status prank

when you leave your myspace or facebook logged on to an idle computer and someone fucks with your status without you knowing

"Myspace User's Status: I like to eat penis cake" that's a status prank

by hardhitr3 November 14, 2009

opposite sex repellent

anything that scares away the opposite sex

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!

by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009

triple sport grace period

the short time frame when all the 3 major sports are still in season which is late october.

baseball is usually in the world series (at the end), basketball is just starting (beginning) and football is halfway done (the middle)

When the triple sport grace period begins, I'm not sure what to watch on tv!

by hardhitr3 September 09, 2009

corporate tab

when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner

I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!

by hardhitr3 January 30, 2010

mo-ist

more than most.

Are all of them coming to the party? Well the mo-ist of them are going.

by hardhitr3 July 01, 2009

Total Body Karate

Thats what happens when H.I.V. is kicking your ass from the inside out.

I saw this person the other day that look like he had total body karate.

by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009

Youtube Guru

that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.

Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!

by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009