tard-a-thon 

A marathon of low quality movies or tv shows.

TV 'Fox is having another marathon of "Days of our Lives"' Angry Viewer 'God not another tard-a-thon'

tard-a-thon by ...bleh... June 21, 2006

tard farm 

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.

Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.

tard farm by bastard May 23, 2003

tard hauler 

The little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.

"Hurry up and get Gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!"

tard hauler by sex panther September 23, 2005

Tard Handler

one who watches over tards to make sure they don't fuck themselves in the head with other tard's penis'.

if it hadn't have been for that tard handler, i would have never spent that year in college.

Tard Handler by YAAAYYY!!!! July 19, 2004

tard happy

A state of pure bliss, so intense that rational thought is impossible. Usually characterized by inarticulate vocalizing, unfocused eyes and, occasionally, drooling. Most commonly occurs during orgasm.

After finding a long-forgotten pack of Charms in his helmet, Benny was tard happy.

tard happy by GodlessK April 15, 2007

tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.

:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin

tard muffin by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005

tard attack 

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.

Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.

tard attack by busterboner August 28, 2009