Twitter 

An app for people who like to argue about politics and sports. Trump was banned.

Jimmy- Did you see that Twitter post?
Maria- *crickets*

Twitter by dont steal me fruit loops November 9, 2021

Twitter 

A popular app where most drama happens, most being so stupid that the drama gets so big.

“You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”

Twitter by Book bfb November 9, 2021

Twitter 

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.

"I cancelled a normal, nice person on Twitter"

Twitter by MileClemets November 14, 2021

Twitter 

Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.

Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!

You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.

"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"

"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"

"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"

Twitter by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021

Twitter 

The most traumatising shit is found on here and for some reason it doesn’t get taken down.

Person 1: i need bleach I’m bloody traumatised for life.
Person 2: what did you see.
Person 1: don’t think you want to know it was on twitter.

Person 2: on second thought, no.

Twitter by N1ce c0ck br0 November 24, 2021

twitter 

hell

son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell

twitter by idk but im alive December 2, 2021

Twitter 

real hell-hole

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead

Twitter by CyberNutz December 10, 2021