Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

Sweapeays

Another word for tits or boobs.

God Damn, did you see the sweapeays on that girl?

by Allen Gilmore February 25, 2009

Sweagan

Someone of homosexual affilliation

Friend1: Did you peep ol boy with the pink Chucks?

Friend 2: Yea total sweagan.

by Duece d February 15, 2010

Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011

Swealthy

Swealthy: (Spoiled +Wealthy), dishonestly rich, fake wealth, ill gotten wealth.

Anyone who positions themselves into a rich lifestyle by not paying taxes and/or evades all other means of paying anything for having that money.

Liz-Beth is a swealthy bitch, she wouldn't be rich if she paid her taxes and didn't hide her money in offshore accounts.

by Lunchmeat2011 November 28, 2011

seafairy

girl who wears lots of Tommy H polos with capris and can often be found on yachts or other marine craft. They are also attractive and hang out with seagullars and such.

landluber 1: Hey, that girl over there looks hawt.
landluber 2: yeah she does, but she won't go for us. Look! she's heading for the marina.
landluber 1: damn, she's a seafairy going out on that old man's yacht.

by slickstoe December 26, 2012

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015