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std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.
That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.
by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018
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Standard Deviation

A tool used to describe deviance in a set of data. In statistical research, this is sometimes replaced with varians (V), which is found by multiplying STD with itself (STD^2)

The equation for Standard Deviation is as follows:

STD=(((∑x-mean)^2)/n-1)^0.5

With N being the amount of data u have
Mean being the average of all your data (x1+x2+...+xn)/n
∑ being the sum of all ur equations of (x-mean)^2

The higher the STD, the greater the difference between ur data
If STD=0, then all your data is exactly the same. *Example: 3 3 3 3
In contrast to the other STD's mentioned on this site, your STD must always test aladeen, and if it doesnt, you've made a error
John: "I heard your GF had some nasty STD, how is that gonna affect ur relationship?"
Charles: "Yeah well she calculated the Standard Deviation of our dataset to be -3.14, turns out she forgot to square her numbers, but i took a long serious talk with her, and we're now on the right track once again"
John: "Ah i'm happy to hear that"
*Both opens up the WoW client and starts playing
by ProlCarlson May 11, 2018
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An abbreviation of Super Trigonometric Dinosaur, a type of oragami that is typically made as a cool gift.
"I got an STD from Faye a few weeks ago"
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“Yo did you see kamo today” “ yea I heard he’s a std”
by Kamo the std October 30, 2023
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Mia std

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The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4
That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.
by horvdong November 30, 2023
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Alijah STD

The STD’s possessed by Alijah Wood (gonorrhea and Chlamydia that he passed around to over a dozen men and several girls at Texas Christian University
Alijah STD patient - bro did you get tested yet?

Any TCU kid - tested for what?

Alijah STD patient - haven’t you heard?! Alijah gave 14 ppl the Alijah STD..
by Alijahpatient December 14, 2022
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