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Maof its something unspeakable, it makes you happy and your body feels like someone cleaned it from the inside. Once the penis is in,you feel like your on a cloud of joy, the penis is so big that he can turn you into a kabab on a stick. Most likely to leave before you get to tell him your name
Me: hey baby, wanna do something
The bitch: I want you to maof my fat ass
Maof by Ima shel itay November 21, 2021
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Maof is something incredible. Once the penis is in you fell like your on a cloud of joy and happiness. The penis is so big that it can turn you into a kebab on a stick. Most likely to leave you before you get to tell him your name
Me:what you wanna do baby
The hoe: I want you to maof my fat ass.
maof by Ima shel itay November 22, 2021
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The outfit of choice for dictators around the world. Usually a large "Jacket" with an awkward collar and large, fake pockets.
How come every dictator politician wears the same outfit As Mao Zedong? Never trust a politician in a Maofit.
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maoffice 

Where you at???
Maoffice
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maofoker 

Short of motherfucker used to rekt pjpol
-the first sei of diz world was by canary3331 a user of roblox in 2015
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