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Maof its something unspeakable, it makes you happy and your body feels like someone cleaned it from the inside. Once the penis is in,you feel like your on a cloud of joy, the penis is so big that he can turn you into a kabab on a stick. Most likely to leave before you get to tell him your name

Me: hey baby, wanna do something
The bitch: I want you to maof my fat ass

Maof by Ima shel itay November 21, 2021

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maof

Maof is something incredible. Once the penis is in you fell like your on a cloud of joy and happiness. The penis is so big that it can turn you into a kebab on a stick. Most likely to leave you before you get to tell him your name

Me:what you wanna do baby
The hoe: I want you to maof my fat ass.

maof by Ima shel itay November 22, 2021

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Maof • maoffice • Maofit • maofoker • mao face • Mao (from Discord)

Maofit

The outfit of choice for dictators around the world. Usually a large "Jacket" with an awkward collar and large, fake pockets.

How come every dictator politician wears the same outfit As Mao Zedong? Never trust a politician in a Maofit.

Maofit by JayBee123wesrgdfh September 13, 2016

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maoffice

My office

Where you at???
Maoffice

maoffice by Drew Hoo and Genie November 14, 2021

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maofoker

Short of motherfucker used to rekt pjpol

-the first sei of diz world was by canary3331 a user of roblox in 2015
The comment was:
Aim di MLG kipa maofoker

maofoker by TayuyaPL0X March 27, 2016

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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