Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

ball splatter

The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.

Vigorous sex left him with "ball splatter." She giggled.......

by SkippysPad October 30, 2015

Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.

"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018

Clatter-splatter

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.

*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.

by SkwareChicken April 28, 2019

Stephen Skratt

Stephen Skratt is a godly man that is above most mortals like you and I, It is a blessing to carry his genes and his last name. Woman have killed to get to Skratt, some say his last name makes people immortal. Further research is needed but all we know is that may have a wife named Wendy Skratt and a son Thomas Skratt, these people share his godly last name which not that many people have so they are likely related. Stephen Skratt is still much better than his mortal family as he has made multiple soundtracks for the Lego Marvel movies and is a key component in the soundtracks of hotel Transylvania and Inspector Gadget.

Any Woman on the Planet: who is that hunk of a human being?
Man: oh that's the man every man wants to be Stephen Skratt

Boy: I;m not going to bed just because the fire's pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Girl: I'm making a new fire and pulling a Stephen Skratt

Boy 1: You can't say the N-word that's racist!
Boy 2: It's okay, Stephen Skratt gave me the pass

by IntelligentMoron October 21, 2019

Biden splatter

When your dog has diarrhea and it sounds exactly like Joe biden speaking

My dog has had biden splatter so long that people are lining up outside my house for a handout

by I need likes March 11, 2022