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master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.
master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.
by Ratfro September 16, 2007
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Slinger

Verb. (Sounds like finger) The act of fingering a person in their sleep in whether it be vaginal or anal.
The man liked to slinger all the drunk women when they passed out.
by Potatochipgirl August 20, 2017
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splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.
by mango070 March 17, 2008
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Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.
Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.
by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004
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Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.
Whatch this babe!

*Shplat*

Ewwww!
by Trey December 9, 2003
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slinger wisconsin

a small place in wisconsin home to quite some characters. including the infamous milkmen society. hartford is frowned upon here for their lack of everything. (i.e. they're dumb, smelly, fat, the list goes on) slinger is undoubtedly better. there is nothing to do here. nothing. nothing. nothing. except the internet which keeps all us highschoolers entertained. when we're not trying to avoid hartford's drool.
Guy 1: Where you going?
Guy 2: Slinger Wisconsin. Hartford's waaay too gay.
Guy 1: So true.
Guy 2: Yup. Lets go hang with the cool people.
by Bethoni February 21, 2011
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pie slinger

A promiscuous woman who throws herself at men.
Stacey was all over everyone last night, what a pie slinger.
by Fat A January 20, 2009
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