Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.

Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal

by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020

Shaking off the anchovy

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"

by InfinityMan October 24, 2020

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

Sharking

The act of continuing to work, move around, or accomplish tasks in an attempt to put off the inevitable physical crash that you know is coming, in order to be able to finish something important, such as driving home after work, or finish a critical school or work assignment on a tight deadline. Because much like a shark, the moment you stop moving, you're going to collapse into a puddle and drown.

"How are you doing."
"I'm really sharking hard right now. Gotta keep moving enough to finish these few things. Then I can stop and rest."

by Athena's Owl March 8, 2022

Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022

Sackington

Omg hes so hot and cool and epic and better than other people for example (finley, nick, or maybe like Kai idrk)

Dude do you see "Sackington" over there hes so hot

by MO SACKINGTON THE GOAT February 27, 2023

sackington

A shithousery true brexit geezer that shits on my lawn every day ive called the cops on him multiple godammit sackington get off my lawn ill get the taser you fat clown

My neighbor is a sackington

by Gnilrad February 27, 2023