schlumpf

the part of the male anatomy that enters the female vagina during intercourse

tom pace has a large schlumpf

by Uncle Charlie February 2, 2003

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

shlum

The act of doing a bad/sucky job.
In other words; failure, messing up, forgetful ect.

"Why you Shlum?"
"Remember, don't shlum tonight man."
"Don't be shlum."

by Nic M. January 10, 2008

Shump

Shump or Shumpei doesn't have any clear definition. It's meaning has been lost over translation from the ancient world of Japanese. These days, Shumpei or shump can be referred to anything, as a noun, verb, or adjective.

"Let's go shump that nigga up!"
"I got me a 10 dollar shump the other night. Wow, she was worth it!"

by Timmy Santino May 24, 2006

Shumpa

Another name for idiots who’s named start with a and k, meaning white terrorist

Mom: what do you want to be when your older
Random idiot child: I wanna be a shumpa

by TardReedIdot September 6, 2019

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004