shlum

The act of doing a bad/sucky job.
In other words; failure, messing up, forgetful ect.
"Why you Shlum?"
"Remember, don't shlum tonight man."
"Don't be shlum."
by Nic M. December 29, 2007
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The act of chillin, loungin' , or doing nothing at all is to shlum

I would also call someone who is a 'hermit' a shlum
Rick - "Hey man what r u sayin?"
Pablo - "Not a whole lot just shlummin' it"

Mallen - "Look at you, you shlum"

Chris - "Goto school you shlum"

Chris - "Fuckin get a job, you shlum"

" Go out and do somethin and quit shlummin it!"

by Chris Danks April 11, 2008
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sch-luhm

adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
Rick, pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum.
by Vic Lorusso September 29, 2020
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Shlum

1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.

3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020
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sch-luhm

adj.

Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture in the mouth resulting in a claggy sensation following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
Pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum
by Vic Lorusso September 28, 2020
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Shlum

(n)The unspecified sexual,innuendious, and/or somewhat derogatory term used to describe either male or female.
(v) Shlumed, Shlum, Shlumming: A verb to describe an unspecified sexual act of someone who you are ridiculing.
(n) Nicky lack is a shlum.

(v) Nick did you shlum with sally last night?
by Justin Hanes May 05, 2006
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A music group from the bay area.
You listen to that new Shlum track?
by microtalk May 22, 2017
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