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SHITTINGLY

Opie's grandma does a very shittingly job at multi-tasking.
by Opie's Menopausal Grandma February 14, 2022
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Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall
She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!
by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022
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Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.
Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!
by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023
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Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating
I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting
by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009
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Sky Shitting

1. The act of hovering ones ass between 1 and 3 feet above a public toilet and defecting large quantities everywhere. The goal is to get as much shit and toilet water from being inside the bowl as possible.

2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky
1. Dude I was in Walmart and had to take the biggest dump. I hobbled to the handicap stall of the bathroom and went Sky Shitting. Oh man, by the time i was done there was an inch of water in the bowl and 19 oz of shit everywhere. Sucks for that impoverished who gets to clean it up.

2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...
by Poo Poo Plattah December 3, 2013
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dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.
When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.
by Madman623 January 14, 2014
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Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.
The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.
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