Steam Train

When you finger a chick in the steam train motion i.e crank shaft for the wheels on engine
Its done hard and with grit and determination and effort whilst possibly laughing

Nolzie: How'd you go with that chick?
Garrison: Yeah I just steam trained the fuck out of her

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

steam roll

The act of taking a large steamy dump on the windshield of a car, then sliding on your stomach down onto the hood.

Watch Martin steam roll that van over there!

by Kyle Pedro June 4, 2007

Steam Boat

Giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a poo.

"Honey can you get in here? I need some extra help taking care of this one. Maybe if you gave me s Steam Boat it would come out a little easier".

by MinniexWheat September 11, 2011

Steam Spunk

Busting a nut with a stopwatch, albeit with a pocketwatch.

"Oh, my! It seems I just Steam Spunked, but at least i beat the record; and with my pocket watch, alas!"

by herekiki November 5, 2011

Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

by LazySage October 27, 2014

steam shit

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

steam roller

a fat carnie with rolls

dude look at that fat steam roller over their.

by whigger11111 June 7, 2011